BURGER KING REVISITED

There once was a grand old time,
When Bacon Cheesburger was only ninety-nine.
Then evil corporate bastards,
Who must have been plastered,
Made it a buck twenty-nine!

BURGER KING


salty and smokey
that ninety-nine cent wonder
bacon cheeseburger!

LUNCH AT WENDY'S


biggie this! biggie that!
sixty-two french fries boiled in fat!
a little salt, a lot of 'sup
the perfect side dish to fill me right up!

gigantic glass full of ice!
splash in some soda to make it nice.
stripe'd straw, a lid please, too
never a courtesy cup to wash down this goo!

a couple cents, volume a'plenty
i won't even have to break my twenty!
with double-stack or burger 'n piggy
i can't but proclaim, "make it a biggie!"

WENDY'S REPRISE

9-May-2000

wait!
come back!
where'd you go
dear doublestack?
under a buck
way back
when.
now
headsmack!
pay too much
for doublestack!
cash I did
not pack.
ack.

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