God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist prays
to Him:
"God, we don’t need you any more. Science
has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we
can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well,
"we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life
into it, thus creating man." says the scientist.
"Well, that's interesting... show me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and
starts to mold the soil.
"No, no, no..." interrupts God,
"Get your own dirt."