1. He's a chiropractor, and she is a pain in the
neck.
2. He's a funny old goat, and she's a great
kidder.
3. He doesn't have a dollar, and she has no
sense.
4. He sells balloons for a living, and she's full
of hot
air.
5. He's bow-legged, and she's as straight as an
arrow.
6. She's a math teacher, and he's a guy with a
lot of
problems.