An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in
one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right
up." He gets the Indian a tall mug
of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee
down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts
of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling
another male buffalo with the other. He
walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the
bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”