Just in time for football season... Football
finally makes sense!
A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first
football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked
the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she
replied," especially the cute guys with all the big muscles; but I just
couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you
mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team
got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the
quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
Helloooo? It's only 25 cents!"